Memos to the Office Staff
Subject: Company Christmas Party
 
December 1st TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
 
I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi’s Open Pit Barbecue. There will be lots of spiked eggnog and a small band playing traditional carols … feel free to sing along. And […]

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Aoccdring to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinevtisy, it deosn?t mttaer in what oredrthe lttereers in a word are, the only iprmoatnt thing is that the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae we do […]

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Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice […]

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By Greg Tamblyn
Dining in the Dark: Scary Fun
We are invited to a swank hotel lobby, given beverages, finger food, and aprons. An excellent musician plays piano in the background. Lots of upscale people are milling around, waiting, like us. Finally, a chef from California instructs us to line up according to table numbers, and to […]

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By Roy Klein
Something like this has probably happened to you: You’re doing your weekly grocery shopping, about to pick up your usual breakfast cereal – shredded wheat. Out of the corner of your eye, though, you see a new cereal on the shelf – chocolate brownie oats. You suddenly can’t decide between the two. Before […]

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A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends 
$15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper.
Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ”I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”
“About 32,” is […]

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By Roy Klein
Forget about those silly fashion trends. Pop culture icons? They’re a dime a dozen. And the hula hoop, yo-yo and Rubic’s cube were mere child’s play. The hottest craze around these days is illness. That’s right. It’s become de rigeure to be sick. But not any run of the mill sickness will do. […]

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Excerpt from a Book By Charlie Croker
HOTELS AND TRAVEL:

Chapter title from a book about the history of Garuda Airlines in Indonesia:
Total Quality Qontrol
Qatar: Please do not use the elevator when it is not working.
Notice on a broken turnstile at Salzburg, Austria, passport control:
Out Of Work
Zurich: We have nice bath and are very […]

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Thanks to those wonderful “educational” emails I have received, I now sit in a darkened room, by myself, and do nothing.
Submitted by Ray Meyers
I just want to thank all of you for your educational emails over the past year.

Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel.
I can’t […]

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By Gary Geyer

It’s a numbers game. They are everywhere: In titles, in names, in phrases, in songs, in products, you name it. Simply identify them from the clues.

1. Variety of Pickles——-Answer: Heinz 57
2. Woolworth’s ——–
3. […]

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