These two friends, Tom and Fred, both had dogs. Tom had a German Shepard and Fred had a Chihuahua. They often walked their dogs together. One afternoon, while they were walking, Tom suggested they go into a restaurant they passed and get something to eat. Fred pointed to a sign in the window that said “NO DOGS ALLOWED” Tom said, “Watch this.” He put on his sunglasses and entered the restaurant with his dog. The hostess at the door stopped him and told him there were no dogs allowed. Tom said, Oh. I’m blind and this is my seeing eye dog. The hostess apologized and let him in. So Fred tried the same thing. He put on his sunglasses and entered the restaurant with his dog. The hostess stopped him and told him that dogs were not allowed. Fred said, Oh, I’m blind and this is my seeing eye dog. The hostess was skeptical and said, I never saw a Chihuahua as a seeing eye dog. Fred acted surprised, “THEY GAVE ME A CHIHUAHUA?”
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