violets bloom unseen.
2. No need to despair if your hourglass
figure has gained half an hour. It’s never
too late to lose weight.
3. The only thing you get from sitting
around waiting for romance to happen
is creases in your skirt.
4. When it comes to choosing women,
men are as shallow as your bathtub.
5. If you don’t like what you see in the
mirror, don’t break the mirror.
6. Your cup isn’t half-empty. It’s just
waiting to be filled. Start pouring!
7. Most men are as attracted to cleavage
as toddlers are to electric sockets and
peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
8. Smile. Smile. Smile. “Why do we love
babies? Their wonderful smiles make up
for what’s in their diapers.”
9. Make a habit of going to bed with comfort
food, and the only thing you’ll find
beside you when you wake up in the
morning is a bunch of crumbs.
10. It’s better to eat breakfast with the
morning paper than with the
wrong man.
Shirley Friedenthal and Howard Eisenberg are the authors of
“It’s Never Too Late to Date”
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