Brain Squeezer: Numbers Describing Letters
Okay, let’s see how clever you are. This quiz will rattle your brain. And you thought this was going to be a relaxing weekend.
Answers to “Here’s How the Movie Ends”
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Here’s how the Movie Ends.
In this “Brain Squeezer,” we tell you how the movie ends. All you have to do is identify the movie. Easy right?
Golf Pros…and Cons
Golf can be fun. If the ball doesn’t bop you on the head. As Dean Martin once said, “If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.”
I Want to be a Cowboy When I Grow Up.
Boomer boys loved Westerns. There are parallels between their coming of age and the mystique of the Old West.
Bugatti’s Masterpiece, the 1938 Type 57SC
It sold in the spring of 2010 for well over $30 million, the highest known price ever paid for a car. Can we put you down for one?
Humor: The Nightmare of Planning the Company Christmas Party
‘Tis the Season to be jolly. Too bad nobody told the Human Research Director.
Happy and Merry Whatever
Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice [...]
Blackout Dinner: A Thanksgiving Realization.
By Greg Tamblyn Dining in the Dark: Scary Fun We are invited to a swank hotel lobby, given beverages, finger food, and aprons. An excellent musician plays piano in the background. Lots of upscale people are milling around, waiting, like us. Finally, a chef from California instructs us to line up according to table numbers, [...]
There’s 2 (or more) People Living Inside Your Head
By Roy Klein Something like this has probably happened to you: You’re doing your weekly grocery shopping, about to pick up your usual breakfast cereal – shredded wheat. Out of the corner of your eye, though, you see a new cereal on the shelf – chocolate brownie oats. You suddenly can’t decide between the two. [...]
A Facelift for her 50th Birthday
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ”I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?” “About 32,” [...]
The Disease of the Month Club.
By Roy Klein Forget about those silly fashion trends. Pop culture icons? They’re a dime a dozen. And the hula hoop, yo-yo and Rubic’s cube were mere child’s play. The hottest craze around these days is illness. That’s right. It’s become de rigeure to be sick. But not any run of the mill sickness will [...]
Screwed Up English: Twisted Translations Of The English Language
Excerpt from a Book By Charlie Croker HOTELS AND TRAVEL: Chapter title from a book about the history of Garuda Airlines in Indonesia: Total Quality Qontrol Qatar: Please do not use the elevator when it is not working. Notice on a broken turnstile at Salzburg, Austria, passport control: Out Of Work Zurich: We have nice [...]
