Excerpt from a Book By Charlie Croker

HOTELS AND TRAVEL:

Chapter title from a book about the history of Garuda Airlines in Indonesia:

Total Quality Qontrol

Qatar: Please do not use the elevator when it is not working.

Notice on a broken turnstile at Salzburg, Austria, passport control:

Out Of Work

Zurich: We have nice bath and are very good in bed.

Paris: Please leave your values at the front desk.

Czech Republic: Take one of our horse-driven city tours. We guarantee no

miscarriages.

India: Welcome to Hotel Cosy: where no one¹s stranger.

Ethiopia: To call room service, please to open door and call Room Service. Please

call quiet, people may sleep.

Austria: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in boots

of ascension.

Poland: Sweat dreams.

Malaysian road sign: Caution ­ water on road during rain.

BEAUTY, HEALTH AND MEDICINE

Chinese Pill Container: Expiration Date: 2 Years

Beijing: Haircuts half price today. Only one per customer.

NIGHT LIFE AND ENTERTAINMENT

Mexican Bar: Sorry, we’re open!

Mexican Disco: Members and Non-Members Only

London: Closed for official opening.

MISC.

Fabric label in Ontario, Canada: 100% Unknown

Japanese teabag: Do not wet with water.

Nairobi private school: No trespassing without permission

Mexico: Broken English Spoken Perfectly <<